Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?
I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr