aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

  • Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat

meatloves:

the cucumber saga

cybercum:

cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer

ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

bemybiebs